Tuesday, 2 July 2013
Don't get stranded!
Three men are shipwrecked on a deserted island. or so they think its not
really deserted, they met a troop of cannibals. The cannibals
surrounded them and said, "Go get 10 of any kind of fruit or we'll tear
you to pieces and if you don't we'll tear you to shreds." So the 1st man
comes back with 10 apples and the tribes says, "Stuff them up your
butt. If you make one noise we'll put you in the eating cage." So the
man gets 2 up his butt then whimpers and gets thrown in the cage. The
2nd man come with 10 cherry's and the tribe tells him the same thing. He
manages to get 8 up his butt and then bursts out laughing. The first
man asks the second and why are you laughing and the second man says, "I
saw the 3rd man coming with pineapples."
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